Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Ortigas...

Plot : Si Jigs, kaka-break lang sa long time gf nyang si Mayumi, si Michie, nasa isang long distance relationship sa isang foreigner. Magkaibigan sila, magkasama ngayon manonood ng sine sa Robinson’s sa Ortigas.

Michie : ok ka lang Jigs?
Jigs : ayos lang ako, thank you nga pala at sinamahan mo ako.
Michie : sus, ok lang yun no, what are friends are for.

Sabay hawak ng kamay ni Michie sa kamay ni Jigs, holding hands silang nagpapaikot-ikot sa mall.

Michie : gusto mo nood tayo ng sine?
Jigs : oo ba. Ano ba palabas ngayon?
Michie : hindi ako sure e, c’mon, check natin.

Nanood sila ng isang love story movie. Sa loob ng movie house, hindi binibitawan ni Jigs yung kamay ni Michie. Sa gitna ng pelikula, nagkatinginan sila, dahan-dahang lumapit si Jigs kay Michie para halikan ito.

Michie : Jigs, hwag… hindi tama ito, may boyfriend ako, ikaw, kaka-break mo lang sa gf mo.
Jigs : Michie… naiintindihan ko ang sitwasyon natin… pero hindi ko kayang pigilan itong puso kong natutunan ng ibigin ang kaibigan ko.
Michie : Jigs….

Naglapat ang kanilang labi sa unang pagkakataon… dahan-dahan, may pagnanasa at pagmamahal.

Pagkatapos nilang manood ng sine, dumiretso sila sa condominium ni Michie. Walang umiimik, walang nagsasalita. Ang kanilang mga mata ang nag-uusap, sila’y nagkakaunawaan. Magkahawak kamay nilang binuksan ang pintuan ng kwarto ni Michie.

Jigs : Michie, sigurado ka ba sa gagawin natin?
Michie : sssshhhhh….

Sabay halik kay Jigs.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Transfer to...

Ey kids,


I'll be transferring the Hayfaniverse

Check the new blog, we just want to dedicate a new blog for this historical creation.


See you at Hayfaniverse :D

Friday, September 01, 2006

Hayfaniverse™ Characters Part I

WavyMoks™ - playboy by reputation, but actually, people just misinterpret his affable nature with the opposite sex. Hails from the Wavynerse™ dimension, sporting a fluffy wavy hair with headband. A great hero who has a perfect 4,063 - 0 win-loss battle record. His weapon the Great Spear of Poking™ and carries his customized Car Hood™ as shield.

Qatarmus Prime™ - a retired playboy-by-reputation, for he was smitten by the intoxicated female hero from RedPonyverse™. A sleek freelance warrior from the sandy plains of Qatarniverse™ who achieved greatness by defeating the dreaded pirate Nademp3™. He always wears his multipurpose orange turban with ice pack. His weapon of choice, the Photon Cannon Enigma Series 4™ with mug storage.

Mamamshieholic™ - anything but sober. Few beings can drive a car when intoxicated, but our heroine can pilot a battleship and wage war with other planets with a bad hang over. A proud warrior from RedPonyverse™, who's experience includes life saving missions to other universe, notably the last great war with the pirates at Qatarniverse. She's normally carrying a bottle of strong beer almost everytime. Weapon of choice: Photon Canon Beta Series™ with backpack full of beer.

LiwanaGrace™ - the feisty hot-headed heroine who migrated to RKniverse™ when she was young. Now she's back to her roots to fulfill her destiny. It is rumored that she's the great grand daughter of one of the light goddesses. Best known for her scary eyes and quick witted insults on the battle field. Weapon of choice: Laser Blasting Eye Glasses™ with lighter and cigarette storage.

LusciousLegDrop™ and HouseBandSky™ - the prophecy archives protector from the planet ThoracoLumbariosis™. An excellent muse and a superb bard, they are entrusted by the gods to protect the prophecy given by Bathaluis™. Both of them have extreme appetite for love-making that usually results to serious blunder with the archives. The muse almost always wear this revealing sleeveless long gown with waist high slits, sporting an anvil tattoo on her right arm. The bard, doing almost all the house chores wears his favorite daffy duck blue apron with terno boxers. They dislike fighting and their weapon of choice : poetry, prose and melody.

Prologue : Hayfaniverse ™

in the beginning was chaos...

Bathaluis™ the supreme being created his universe, a universe divided into two major divisions.. the Light ones™ and the Dark ones™. he created a Multiverse Portal™ so other supreme beings from other universe will add a piece of their home to bathaluis' universe... the result...Hayfaniverse™ .

in the first few years of the creation, war raged on, the dark ones kept attacking the light ones and vice versa. a complete pandemonium that wrecked the universe's balance. to solve this problem, the supreme gods decided to add another division to the universe... the Smurfers™ ,irritable and strong creatures that attacked both light and dark beings. with a new threat to their nubile existence, the light and dark beings combined their forces to eradicate the smurfers.

the supreme gods predict that in the near future, a being from another universe will bring a lasting peace on the universe. it is written that this individual will marry the great grand daughter of the Supreme Light Goddess™. and they will rule the whole hayfaniverse.

But the smurfers are smart, they hire assassins from other universe through the multiverse portal. These assassins wreak havoc to both party, infiltrating the ranks and killing tough generals. Fighting a losing battle, the light and dark beings decided to imitate what the smurfers did, but this time, instead of hired assassins, they plea for heroes across the galaxies to help them. and so they came...